Kirmington Plough-Jags Play- (Linc) pre-1916 Tiddy

Kirmington Plough-Jags (Jacks) Play- (Linc) pre-1916 Tiddy

[Excerpt from R.J.E. Tiddy's "The Mummers' Play"  Oxford, University Press, 1923, pp. 254-257. According to Greig: "This particular play seems to have been added to Tiddy's collection by Rupert Thomson, who edited the book for publication after the author was killed in action on August 10th, 1916."

R. Matteson 2017]

 Lady (sings)
[music]
 I am a lady bright and fair
 My fortune is my charm
 It's true that I've been torn away
 From my dear lover's arms
 He promised for to marry me
 And that you'll understand,
 He listed for a soldier,
 And went to foreign land.
 Bold Tom: In comes I Bold Tom
 A brisk and nimble fellow
 Forty gallons of your best ale
 Will make me nice and mellow
 And a slice of your pork pie
 For, believe me, we're all hungry
 As well as dry.

 Lame Jane: In comes I, old Lame Jane
 With a neck as long as a crane
 A wig behind and a wig before
 Look out my lads,
 Fool (sings) And I'll sweep the floor.
  [music]

 Madam I've got gold and silver,
 Madam I've got house and land,
 Madam, I've got wealth and treasure
 Everything at your command.

 Lady (sings)
 What care I for your gold and silver,
 What care I for your house and land,
 What care I for your wealth and treasure,
 All I want is a nice young man.